The video for Def Leppard's "Photograph," eat chorizo, help friend find a temp job, confirm proposal submitted, take the message, forward the message, drink some water, give up, start again, Destiny's Child lyrics for "Bootylicious," confirm details of 2 poems accepted someplace I R-E-S-P-E-C-T, think about my reading on the coming Wednesday night, I don't think you're ready.

I do a lot of things all the time, everything. I don't think you're ready for this jelly. My body too bootylicious.